Tuesday, December 18, 2007

are you coming back?

Dennis...you left your keys in the mailbox. Does this mean you will never return? Over 50% of women in the US are over size 12. This is the fun fact you learn when you are trying to book a model for a product sold in a warehouse club that does well in X-large sales.

Jason...I guess we're exchanging gifts after I get back? Dan told me what he got me and for someone who is always pestering others about whether they want to know what I got them, I am taken aback and slightly discombobulated that he just dropped it on me with no warning. He should've beeped a couple of times, swung his arms down in railroad crossing-like fashion or prefaced it with, "I am going to tell you now what I got you."

I saw I am Legend. It didn't leave that much of an effect on me. Hey, Jason, did you get There Will Be Blood tickets? I can't check my Yahoo so I don't know if I was one of the lucky winners. Dammit.

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