Which keeps me from posting to it. My head hurts like a bitch but I only remember drinking 3 beers last night. Wtf? In my hungover and depressed state, I check NYtimes.com, see this picture and hazily think, "What has the KKK done now?"
Does your eye condition keep you from spending 6 hours in a windowless office lit by moisture sucking fluorescent lamps? Because if you desert me now, I will just lose all hope. I will start drinking executive coffee by the gallon and just throw myself across the line.
Watching Entertainment Tonight for the first time in a very long time and I've learned that Valerie Bertinelli's goals for the new year are to run a half marathon. A half marathon.